
FLICK'N'BEANS
Longtime friends and bandmates Bridget and Wendy review one movie each week over fancy coffees every Sunday morning. Includes lots of swearing, laughing, and dog panting. Sometimes other friends join in.
You'll like this if you like "How Did This Get Made?" or "Unspooled."
Episodes
106 episodes
EP 106: THE WRONG MISSY - Don't Fuck with Hellstar!!!
Good Morning!!!This week we have a special guest host - my friend Corey! Let's dive off the beautiful cliffs of Hawaii after 17 Tropical Itch cocktails and find out that true love can be realized during an impromptu threesome. <...
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26:29

EP 105: An American Werewolf in London | It Was Just a Scratch! Wolfing Out with David, an American Idiot
Good Morning!!!This week, travel back in time to 1981 when the special effects seemed VERY special for the time period. We liken turning into a monster once a month to having your period, obviously - in agony and ready to kill anyone who...
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23:10

EP 104: HUBIE HALLOWEEN | A Boner Donor in Salem Massachusetts
Good Morning!!!It's Spooky Season, so let's hang out in Salem Mass with aweer Hubie (Adam Sandler). He loves Halloween but is afraid of animatronics. I mean, who isn't? And who is behind the creepy stuff that's going on under the full mo...
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30:41

EP 103: Spinal Tap | But, This One Goes to Eleven. It's ONE Louder.
Good Morning!!!This week I finally got Wendy to watch This is Spinal Tap! Such an iconic film with soooo many quotable lines you just can't stop laughing at this washed up band and their delusions of making a comeback. No script, ...
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29:55

EP 102: Captain Ron | Mary Poppins with an Eye Patch
Good Morning!!!Welcome our next guest host this week - Billy!Join us as we sail the seas with an old favorite - Capt. Ron! Together we discuss our fear of open water, Overboard movie vibes, and how skinny Martin Short...
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9:54

EP 101: Lars and the Real Girl | What Would Jesus Do? Bring That Sex Doll to Church of Course!
Good Morning!This week we have another guest host! Brandy, (such a fiiiine girl) sits down with me outside with a cicada chorus to discuss Lars and the Real Girl starring Ryan Gosling as a really strange guy and his anatomically c...
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14:01

EP 100: Wine Country | You Don't Know Me!!! You Don't Know My Shoes!!!
Good Morning!!!We are so excited to publish our 100th episode today! And we have a special guest host this week - the one and only Alyssa, #1 fan and supplier of 'Marc Jensen coffee'. We watched one of her All-Time fav...
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36:35

EP 99: Death Becomes Her | Just a Head Rolling in the Street Wondering Where You Parked the Car
Good Morning!!!!This week Death Becomes Her had us rolling on the floor like the severed heads of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep. Join us as we discuss elephant knees, spray paint and ponder eternal life of course.
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28:59

EP 98: Death of a Unicorn | I'm No Size Queen, But That Horn was Rather Girthsome
Good Morning!!!This episode delves into the world of mythical(?) unicorns with the Death of a Unicorn - starring Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega. Both terrifying and colorful. Touch horns with us as we contemplate a little fairy roadkill. I m...
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23:16

EP 97: Legally Blond | The Smoking Gun is a Perm Technique
Good Morning!!!!This week we discuss Legally Blond and the rise of Elle Woods. In it, she discovers that you can be both pretty AND smart as hell. We also learn that perm solution is called Ammonium thioglycolate and it's silly to use sh...
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10:22

EP 96: The Voices | I Know Karate
Good morning!!!!This week we delved into the psyche that is Jerry. Ryan Reynolds surprises us all as the serial killer with the most pizza boxes. Join us as we venture into the toilet factory of our nightmares with The Voices (2014).&nbs...
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18:40

EP 95: Inception | Fast Walking While Fast Talking
Good Morning!!!!!This week Wendy picked a doozy - INCEPTION. It stars Leo DiCaprio which was the least confusing aspect. I (Bridget) had to use ChatGPT to explain it to me and make a diagram. I wish I was kidding!Enjoy!!!
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11:58

EP 94: House Bunny | Dropping Some Timber into the Crapper, but in a Sexy Way
Good Morning!!!This week we are discussing the cinematic masterpiece that is House Bunny (2008) I know everyone is already aware that the nipples are the eyes of the face but did you that 26 is actually 59 in Bunny Years? That tra...
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13:55

EP 93: Juno | Bleeker is Magnificent in Chair
Good Morning!!!Oh the trials and tribulations of teenage pregnancy. Listen in as sweet baby Juno (Elliot Page) navigates pregancy as a 16 year old, still in high school. Baby daddy is Bleeker, played adorably by Michael Cera.
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20:54

EP 92: Fatal Attraction | I Mean, We've All Got a Body in the Bathtub, Don't We?
Good Morning!!!!This week Wendy loses her Fatal Attraction virginity and gets triggered by the rabbicide.Michael Douglas' butt double is lauded and we learned that you may not pick up on the crazy right away, but that's the...
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12:31

EP 91: Hollywood Boulevard | Just Enjoying the Natural Tits of the Day
Good Morning!!!This week we delve into Hollywood Boulevard, the movie that inspired Bridget's 'boyfriend' Greg Sestero (The Disaster Artist/The Room/Best Friends 1 and 2) to pursue a career in the movie industry. Why? We ...
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12:19

EP 90: American Movie | An Uneducated Philosopher and His Poor Uncle Bill
Good Morning!!!!Today we visit yet another struggling artist in the wild. The documentary American Movie follows the filmmaking process as we sit back and watch not only the bromance between Mark and Mike but also the cinemat...
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15:51

EP 89: Paint | I'll Take the Number Four: A Rock, a Bloody Stump and a UFO
Good Morning!!!!We didn't plan to cover another "tortured" artist movie this week, but we did! Dear sweet Owen Wilson stars as "not" Bob Ross but Carl Nargle, a public television star with Birkenstocks and an impressive perm in Paint (20...
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10:41

EP 88: Dave Made a Maze | It's a Trap! It's Also a Six Foot Tall Vagina.
Good morning!!!!First - an apology for the quality of the recording. My bad. (technologically challenged)This week Dave Made a Maze and we entered it. So did everyone else except the bum off the street who made a sandwich a...
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12:34

EP 87: 22 Jump Street | Vietnamese Jesus Just Drippin' Swagoo
Good Morning!!!This week we continue our Channing Potatum (Channing Tatum) and Jonah Hill's detective journey in 22 Jump Street! Since the Koreans bought their church back on 21 Jump Street, the team moves across the street to go ...
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15:23

EP 86: 21 Jump Street | Korean Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Problems
Good Morning!!!Listen as we discuss a true gem - 21 Jump Street! We laughed our asses off at the magic chemistry between Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill as bumbling cops going deep undercover as high school students while their tend...
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18:57

EP 85: Me, Myself, and Irene | Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
Good Morning!!!This week Me, Myself and Irene starring Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger does not disappoint. Listen as the Rhode Island State Police officer escorts Irene to the Rhode Island Police station on a motorcycle and fall in love....
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12:55

EP 84: Stopmotion | Meat Puppets and Maggots
Good Morning!!!This week we watched a film called Stopmotion (2023), and wholly regretted it. It's a gory horror movie that makes very little sense. Watch where you step and try not to break an ankle in one of the many plot holes....
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18:26

EP 83: Cooties | Yes, the Nuggets are Tainted, But Why Does He Want to Fuck the Boat?
Good Morning!!!!This week is a doozy - Cooties (2014) starring Elijah Wood and Rainn Wilson took us on a helluva ride. The question is - Do you really want to eat a chicken nugget after watching this hilariously gory movie? <...
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26:37
