FLICK'N'BEANS
Longtime friends and bandmates Bridget and Wendy review one movie each week over fancy coffees every Sunday morning. Includes lots of swearing, laughing, and dog panting. Sometimes other friends join in.
You'll like this if you like "How Did This Get Made?" or "Unspooled."
Episodes
136 episodes
EP 136: BUGONIA - Duh, You Need Your Hair to Communicate with the Andromedons
Good Morning!!!!WTF Emma Stone? This is a wild ride and we're never sure whether she's an alien (unlikely) or not (possible?). Conspiracy theorists unite - maybe we're an alien race, maybe Earth is flat, maybe we've never bee...
EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt
Good Morning!!!!This morning we contemplated whether we could or would eat human meat to survive in order to trick a cannibalistic captor. Meh, probably yes, but hopefully wouldn't like it. It's probably delicious though....<...
EP 134: SUNLIGHT - I Mean, Who Doesn't Want to Cuddle a Woman in a Giant Furry Monkey Suit?
Good Morning!!! This week we take a wild ride in a stolen Airstream with a man and his companion, a woman in a monkey suit.Ride along as we dig up a grave, road trip and cuddle. Enjoy!!!!Love you!!!!!! Byee...
EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus
Good Morning!!!This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him.There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's...
EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies
Good Morning!!!This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dea...
EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?
Good Morning!!!This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aft...
EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"
Good Morning!!!What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing. This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the d...
EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes
Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem.Enjoy!...
EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey
Good Morning!!!!!This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled."In my dreams you're blowin' me......s...
EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?
Good Morning!!! This week we board the plane with Gwyneth Paltrow, a budding flight attendant who is hard core in her training yet has never flown in a plane! Join us as we discuss hickeys and men in uniforms while cheering on one o...
EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole
Good Morning!! This week Bridget popped her Speed cherry. She'd never seen it before! We both wanted to put baby gum-chewin' Keanu in our pocket. We learned that all scenarios involving public transit could kill you. Unless yo...
EP 125: COOL RUNNINGS - Wanna Kiss My Lucky Egg?
Good Morning!!! This week we feel hot and cold and colder as we travel from Jamaica to the freaking great north known ss Canadia to careen down an icy tube at ninety miles per hour. #nobigdealEnjoy!!!!!!...
EP 124: BEST IN SHOW - Will You Stop Naming Nuts?
Good Morning!! Let's explore the world of dog shows in this mockumentary. Join us as we learn about Wendy's lack of strong feelings about pine nuts and the sexual position known as the Congress of the Cow. Spoiler alert, the Norwich...
EP 123: SINNERS - It's Like a Virus, the Vampireness
Good morning!!!This week we bit off a lot! Sinners, the movie that's going to sweep up all the awards! Boom!
EP 122: FRANKENSTEIN! - Am I Crazy or is That Monster Super Hot?
Good Morning!!! This week we met the hottest corpse monster ever in Jacob Elordi. We loved this movie's themes, feels, and eye candy so much. It's mournful, beautifully dreary and man do they drink a lot of milk. Weird.Enjoy!!...
EP 121: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - I'll Bet Those Costumes Reek.
Good Morning!!! You'll definitely want a Beaver costume of your own for warmth after watching our naked hero trying to survive in the snowy Wisconsin wilderness. With elements of silent films, looney toons, and video games, this movie takes you...
EP 120: ZODIAC - Love a Good Cipher, Hate a Giant Bowtie
Good Morning!!!!!Yayyyy! Alyssa's back to guest host this week! Listen in as we discuss the movie Zodiac - the still unsolved case of the Zodiac Killer. Yes, yes it does star our respective heartthrobs - Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo,...
EP 119: DON'T LOOK UP! - Your Diet is Now Over
Good Morning!!!!Ho Boy. This week we face our terrestrial demise as a comet accelerates toward Earth in this satire of how stupid and self-absorbed we all are. Enjoy!!!!!!Love you!!! Bye!!!!!
EP 118: ANACONDA - Whose Idea Was it to Put a Squirrel In My Mouth?
Good Morning!!!This week we took a trip to the theater (with a stop at the butter station of course) to fully experience both the length and girth of a giant snake puppet. Listen as we mourn it's death when Paul Rudd "rudders"...
EP 117: MOMMIE DEAREST - Why Do You Have Wire Hangers in the First Place???
Good Morning!!!This week is another doozy. We've all heard the famous quote "No Wire Hangers" but did you know that garden shears are a great way to manage stress in the middle of the night? Don't worry, just wake up the kids ...
EP 115: ALMOST FAMOUS - Famous Last Words: I'm on Drugs!!
Good Morning!!!!This week my special guest co-host Dan and I look back on the wonderful drug-fueled and bell-bottomed lives of rockstars and their groupies in the 70s when music didn't suck.Enjoy!!!Love You!!!! B...
EP 114: THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY - You Don't Hit Someone That Many Times with an Oar Unless You Care
Good Morning!!!!This week we follow the talented Mr. Matt Damon as he grifts his way across Italy. We both agreed that Jude Law is boring but gorgeous despite his mooseknuckle swimming trunks. Just be sure to watch your back - you never ...
EP 113: RISKY BUSINESS: Sometimes You've Just Gotta Say What the Fuck is Salisbury Steak Anyway?
Good Morning!!!!Wendy was a Risky Business virgin! Just take those old records off the shelf and join us as we discuss baby Tom Cruise, TV dinners and shiny call girls. Rayban? Sponsor us! ;) Enjoy!!!!!...